mr_cellaneous

Ganked from roshismomma:

98% Mike Gravel
93% Dennis Kucinich
77% Chris Dodd
77% John Edwards
75% Barack Obama
73% Bill Richardson
72% Joe Biden
72% Hillary Clinton
34% Ron Paul
32% Rudy Giuliani
23% John McCain
21% Mike Huckabee
16% Mitt Romney
16% Tom Tancredo
10% Fred Thompson

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

No major surprises: Of the three candidates I agree with most, one wasn't really running, one's been eliminated from the race (despite my financial contribution!), and one is constitutionally ineligible for the office of president on account of technically being an elf.

(I'm actually leaning toward Obama, despite Edwards's slight edge in terms of policy.)

Your Brain Usage Profile:

Auditory : 65%
Visual : 35%
Left : 66%
Right : 34%

Evan, your results indicate a mild left-hemisphere dominance with a slight preference for brunettes. This overall combination seems to indicate a well-working blend of logic and egotism, with sufficient ironic detachment and cancerous self-doubt to balance that dominance.

You will at times experience conflict between how you feel and what you think which will generally be resolved in favor of what to eat. Your learning style leads you to be interested primarily in the practical applications of whatever material you are exposed to, which will reduce your capacity to enjoy good porn.

By and large, you will orient yourself toward intellectual activities and structure; though not rigid, you will tend to seek routine. However, you have sufficient intuition, perception and creativity to daydream frequently about what you would do if only you were more talented and/or disciplined and/or twenty years younger.

Preferentially you learn by suffering. Nevertheless, you have sufficient visualization capabilities to benefit from using charts, graphs, doodles, graffiti, comic books, chalk outlines, livejournal userpics, powerpoint presentations or interpretive dance routines to enhance your comprehension.

To the extent that you are aware of your hemispheric dominance and sensory style, you will feel most comfortable in a career which emphasizes underachievement and whimsy, such as birthday-party clown, night-shift clerk, or software engineer.