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"Dad, one way we could be home before you know it is if we passed the time by having a conversation about my computer brain."
"Your what now?"
"I'm pretending that my brain is a computer, and I want to tell you about it."
"Oh! Okay. What's it like, having a computer for a brain?"
"Well, what it's like is based on the applications that are running on the computer."
"That makes sense. What applications do you have?"
"Well, the main application is the Decision Maker, which makes all the decisions for me."
"Huh. Does it make good decisions or bad decisions?"
"It makes both good and bad decisions, but it's connected to a database that goes to the Information Gatherer. That's the part that gathers information when I use my eyes."
"Cool. Do you have one for when you're using your ears, too?"
"Sort of. But the Decision Maker is also connected to the Frustration Application, which I renamed The Frustrator. It sometimes crashes the Decision Maker. And then I have to go into the menu screen and reboot."
"Your what now?"
"I'm pretending that my brain is a computer, and I want to tell you about it."
"Oh! Okay. What's it like, having a computer for a brain?"
"Well, what it's like is based on the applications that are running on the computer."
"That makes sense. What applications do you have?"
"Well, the main application is the Decision Maker, which makes all the decisions for me."
"Huh. Does it make good decisions or bad decisions?"
"It makes both good and bad decisions, but it's connected to a database that goes to the Information Gatherer. That's the part that gathers information when I use my eyes."
"Cool. Do you have one for when you're using your ears, too?"
"Sort of. But the Decision Maker is also connected to the Frustration Application, which I renamed The Frustrator. It sometimes crashes the Decision Maker. And then I have to go into the menu screen and reboot."
