the inaugural address in my mind
Jan. 20th, 2009 10:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mr_cellaneousMy fellow... hang on, I'm hyperventilating.
Whoo. Okay.
My fellow citizens.
Holy. Fucking. SHIT.
FUCK.
Look at this. Are you seeing this? I'm the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA now. President Barack Hussein Obama! I took the oath and everything. I mean, fuck! Is that cool, or is that cool?
Jesus FUCK! Can you fucking believe this? Look, see that house over there? The big white one? That's my house now. I live there. That's where I'm going to give my speeches and sign legislation and shit. Over there, that's my helicopter. I have my own 747. The fucking President. Me.
Jesus Christ in a chicken basket. This is completely fucking amazing.
Thank you, and God bless America.
Whoo. Okay.
My fellow citizens.
Holy. Fucking. SHIT.
FUCK.
Look at this. Are you seeing this? I'm the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA now. President Barack Hussein Obama! I took the oath and everything. I mean, fuck! Is that cool, or is that cool?
Jesus FUCK! Can you fucking believe this? Look, see that house over there? The big white one? That's my house now. I live there. That's where I'm going to give my speeches and sign legislation and shit. Over there, that's my helicopter. I have my own 747. The fucking President. Me.
Jesus Christ in a chicken basket. This is completely fucking amazing.
Thank you, and God bless America.
