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I liked a headline I saw: "Apple Cuts iPhone Prices Dramatically".

I'm picturing Steve Jobs giving his speech in a frilly collar and tights, holding a skull, in wobbly-voiced iambic pentameter.

Forthwith, my friends, this our price shall be reduced--
And let there be none to say us "Nay! The cut's too deep!"
For today at last, the time is come for Truth:
'Twas overpriced, and th' dollars that flowed to us
Were lost to us anon, did we fail to see.
The market's fisted glove should smite our fortunes
And our children and shareholders bear the wounds of't...

Yeah, okay, I'm weird.