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Even though I know it must have been horribly traumatic for you when my seven-year-old boy had the sheer gall to burp while walking past you on the sidewalk, and even though he failed to show any remorse for committing this dread crime, it was perhaps just a tiny bit inappropriate for you to follow us into the bank and harass him while I was busy with the teller and unaware of what was going on. Furthermore, when you told him, and then repeated to me, that it was, quote, "the rudest thing any child has ever done in [your] presence," I can't help wondering if that might have have been an eensy little bit of an exaggeration. And your sarcastic remarks about my parenting, and your continued insistence that you were owed an apology after I had explained to you that he's autistic and has difficulty with social niceties when he's under stress--and after he'd started yelling incoherently--were, I can't help thinking, maybe just a little excessive as well.

To sum up: fuck the living fuck out of you, you insufferable cow. The rudest thing any child has ever done to you? I wish I'd given him some more ideas.

Die painfully,


Date: 2009-05-19 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Jeez. How utterly horrible. So sorry you had to experience that.

Date: 2009-05-19 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
OMG. Talk about *RUDE*. That woman takes the cake.

How's Bam? No lingering effects, I hope?

Date: 2009-05-19 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"Thank you for your input, Ma'am."

"...and since it's obvious that you love nothing in the world quite as much as feeling self-righteously offended, let me show my gratitude by changing the topic to the size of your ass."

Date: 2009-05-24 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
If a 7yo boy had burped as I walked past, I would have had a VERY hard time not laughing. I'm not going to type out loud the good names I can think of for that woman but just imagine a bright blue streak coming out of my mouth.


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